12:06 AM
I’m really not sure what to make of this song, but Gube is pretty much the most precious thing ever. I want to watch this (maybe on mute) over and over and over.
“I once hand made a girlfriend a 50 page leather bound book. It was an illustrated fairy tale about a princess and an eccentric magician. The magician had his heart broken so badly in the past that instead of keeping it in his chest where it could easily get hurt again, he kept it locked up in a rusty trunk under his bed, where it had withered into a shriveled apricot. A lot happens that can’t really be summed up in one paragraph, but at the end, his apricot heart swells to the size of a house and they end up living happily ever after inside of it. It took me about a month to make, it was all rhyming, hand painted… something I was pretty gosh darn proud of. I really poured a lot into it, and I think its filled with some of my best paintings yet. Sadly in real life the story didnt end as happy as it did in the book. Lets just say I’m living alone in that giant apricot heart at the moment.”
Is he REAL???
I’ve posted this before, but seriously. Perfect. Human. Being.
yoursuspendersarerad : heckyescriminalminds:
Matthew Gray Gubler
girlfriend wanted
must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimesno specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racistcynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not replyvoluptuous figures a plus
any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomedi am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirelymust be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping latei have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumnI once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult
I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all timeall i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts
No, seriously, I fit ALL OF THOSE THINGS.
8:20 PM
Only a week and I’ve forgotten already!
And of course, it only came to me because I am at work and bored out of my everloving mind. Happy things!
- Classes getting cancelled Thursday evening and Friday - extended weekends are awesome! Even if there is no snow.
- Girl’s night with one of my friends, involving pizza and Jurassic Park.
- Day trips to the fish store that turn into hours and hours of catching up on The Vampire Diaries and a nightcap of Dance Dance Revolution.
- Two seasons of Criminal Minds in a week, and the season 3 DVDs being in my hands right now.
- The Jihad episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Seriously, tears of laughter were pouring down my face while they were filming the terrorist video. (I’m Jewish, I’m allowed to think it’s funny.)
- My cats’ adventures this afternoon. (Let’s just say I won’t be letting them out on the balcony again anytime soon.)
What made you happy this past week, friends?
And now, a post that Matthew Gray Gubler, aka the most adorable human being on the planet, posted on his blog:
“girlfriend wanted
must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimesno specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racistcynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not replyvoluptuous figures a plus
any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomedi am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirelymust be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping latei have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumnI once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult
I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all timeall i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heartand to make you smile until it hurts.”
I WILL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER



